Hot:
“Eye of the Tiger” mindset
Logging off
Acting with your charisma and self confidence rather than your looks
“The demon theory of mind” – the belief that your problems are caused by minor demons that are attracted to you and which must regularly be exorcised
Quietly enjoying the melancholy of life with your loved ones (or yourself)
“10 Ethnicities” – Ian’s exclusive streetwear brand
Being single
Men crying when watching emotional movies, men crying, crying men
Your friends from Skåne
Taking the night train from Berlin to Paris
The revival of country music
A little bit of botox
Having a nice tidy mustache like a bandit from a silent movie
Low dopamine morning routines
Reading a book in bed with a person next to you
Italians – what’s not to like about them?
Pregabalin
Being indie
Miracles, they happen all the time!
Eyes that have affection for SIGNS from THE BEYOND
Unfortunately, magic for evil purposes
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Being in touch with your intrusive thoughts but of course not acting on them (I mean, I’m really not going to eat my own shit!)
Strobe Lights, because when was the last time you saw those?
Choreography – taking dance classes for the sole purpose of impressing your friends and family with the power of DANCE
Respectfully exiting and entering the ubahn
The forgotten art of letter writing
Experimental theater (Zola has to carry it on her shoulders)
No Comment Mindset
Sex workers – the backbone of society
Making money
Whatever wave of feminism it is right now – just leave women alone!
Listening!!!!!! Or at least pretending that you are
One trip to Brussels
Secretly owning a gun
Laborious tasks
Hitchhiking on the Flix bus
Out:
Mewing
Smoking
Anyone feeling ugly
Being delusional
Being trad or whatever online… if you were really trad you wouldn’t be posting
Talking about psychology, trauma etc. No psychology, no problem. People are designed to MOVE ON and NEVER LOOK BACK.
Emotional abuse. Seems like there was a lot of emotional abuse in 2023. Stop that shit!
The empire of FEAR
Treating yourself like a self improvement project. What’s there to improve? We’re all on a journey to the grave
Being woke, anti-woke, bla bla, whatever. Commit to something real. Islam, Maoism, etc
Drugs are out but I will still do them.
bringing your boyfriend to events (I asked YOU!)
Being suicidal. It’s ok to feel like you just don’t have the strength to go on living, – BUT TO ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF? Nonsense.
Reputation – WHO GIVES A FUCK
Drama – I can’t do this no more
Giving up! We cannot give up
Guys with mullets. I will not speak to a man with a mullet. My mouth will not move.
Skincare. Let go and let God (take care of your skin)
Trying to make friends with Germans. You can still keep the German friends you already have but you gotta stop trying to make new ones.
Ratenzahlen
Passive aggressiveness, in other words; the secret world war that destroys the lives of many
Gays in popular media. It’s time to move away from the center and back to the periphery, where the gays real power comes from.
Neukölln
Inflation – thanks to us
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